Hacked! By your friendly neighborhood Luke

Hello everyone! 

It’s me, Luke. Some of you may know me as Keri’s husband. Some of you may not know me.  That’s okay.  Either way, I have hijacked the Coffee with Keri website once more because there is a serious problem that needs to be addressed. I felt a disturbance in the force and I am here acting as the defense for the defenseless, the speaker for those with no voice.  I am here today to stand up for the little guy in a culture that only sees giants.  

As I browsed through Coffee with Keri (admiring my great design skills as Keri’s web designer) and read the Coffee With Keri emails that go out each week Friday (subscribe today to get your CWK emails 😉) I began to notice a common theme… 

COFFEE!!!!!

Every post, every email. COFFEE!

Something about books, COFFEE! 

Organizational life hack, COFFEE!

Keurig this, Keurig that! 

Even the logo says, COFFEE!

WHAT ABOUT OTHER LIQUIDS?!?!?!

Let’s be honest with ourselves for a second here… 

My wife is the most beautiful, wonderful, and godly woman you will ever meet and I would absolutely never, EVER get between her and coffee. We can't blame her for talking about coffee when we live in a world run by Dunkins and Starbucks.  

This is why I'm here today.  In a world full of coffee drinkers, I am here for those who don't like coffee!  I am here to bring you a new segment called: 

Liquids with Luke

These are the top five liquids of all time that are NOT coffee. 

Disclaimer: This is solely my opinion and if you disagree, you’re wrong.  

1) Diet Coke

I shouldn't have to say anything about this liquid.  It’s perfect in every way, shape, and form. In fact when Jesus turned water into wine he actually turned that water into Diet Coke.  

2) Diet Mt. Dew

Another nectar from the gods.  This sweet drink may feel like you're guzzling down gasoline but it will keep you energized for hours! Try it, you'll like it.  

3) Water 

Ah! The reason we can all live on this planet. Liquid in its purest form. The base for all other liquids in existence. Have you ever been out in that summer sun, working hard in the garden or taking that long overdue run, and then take a drink of a nice tall glass of ice water?  That water might as well have been gold.  

4) Cranberry Juice

A solid juice… can never go wrong with a shot of cranberry.  Plus every other juice is trying to get a piece of the action.  

5) Diet Coke

Nothing compares… not even coffee…

Luke’s first and last coffee…